My hiijinks

Question: When was the last time you royally f*cked something up?

My Answer: I don't remember, so I'm going to make something up!

I made lot's of cool variations of this image!
(Night, Sunset, Blood!)

There was this one time that I was invited into a kings castle, and well I got adventurous, and decided to explore!
Of course I got curious, and just had to move this oddly shaped candlestick that was just poking out like a penis!
All of a sudden, WOOSH! A door opened up and an extreme amount of air sucked me right in!
There I was, in the dark, when all of a sudden candles starting light up, one after another... it revealed a hallway that looked like it would never end!
I walked down the never-ending hallway, to find a room, there was nothing in it except for a treasure chest.
Now, I'm not a greedy person, but I am a curious one... so I had to look inside!
Would you believe it if I told you there was a gold plated vase inside of the treasure chest?
It was so beautiful I just had to take a picture of it, and post it on Facebook!

But what I didn't know was that anyone who takes out the golden vase, curses the whole castle! Suddenly, the ground started to shake, and the whole room was trembling.
Pieces of stone were falling from the ceiling, and I knew it was time to get the F*CK out of there! I ran towards the hall way, and out to the door and room where the candlestick was.
I saw a soldier who told me to evacuate, which is exactly what I was doing.

I ran out of the castle like a bat out of hell.

Eventually I ran so far I had reached the mountains... that is, when I saw the entire castle delve into the ground, and disappear into a bottomless pit!
 

I was appalled as to what just happened.

That castle was called 108 Stars castle, and the reason why it doesn't sound familiar is because this happened centuries ago. You see I am a time traveler, and I went back in time to explore castles...
You may know the place now as Mount Everest! A mountain totally took form there afterwards, pretty amazing stuff I might add!

That's the story on how I destroyed a castle by complete accident!