Showing posts with label Tutorials. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tutorials. Show all posts

Thursday, May 31, 2018

How to make a password!

Hello there! 

In this tutorial, I'll tell you how to make a password!

I hope to change lives with this top secret trick, this trick will revolutionize the industry! It'll stop hunger, your creepy neighbor, and save the world! It will be the salvation everyone needs! jk

In order to make a password, you need three things. You, a computer, and INTERNET access. It's also important to have hands as well, if you don't have hands, use your tongue, it's a good workout!



If you're like me, and keep using the same old password "Butts69", then fear no more. This is how you make a revolutionary password that the toughest of hackers can't break!


Le Password

I think that beginners need an easy password, it should be related to you somehow.

Like, it could be your birthday "1/01/1"

Or your name, "Pie"

If you're going to use a name, put some numbers, and or symbols in there! "Pie111"

It's always good to include symbols, numbers and capital letters.

But you should only do this for a short time, I find it's easier to gradually upgrade your password. (This way you start remembering it.)

What was once "Pie111", can be PieFace^111.... eventually, you should change some parts of your password and then add new things to it....

"FaceApple111^"

I find it's good to use words or names, but spell them differently. This way if someone thinks they know your password, they may be surprised it's wrong if they try to knock into it!

"FayseAhppuhl^111"

Eventually, you want to keep taking things away and adding new things...

"Ahppuhl&768"

It's also good to re-arrange letters and numbers, as well as capitalize certain letters.

"aHp8p7uHl6&"

I think it's good to change and rearrange passwords every year.

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Thursday, June 2, 2016

Toxic Communities: Let Them Go

The internet is a great place where people can talk to others, learn about new things, see pictures of the world, talk about Marcy and her questionable fashion choices.... The list goes on!

However, the internet is not all sunshine & rainbows. Plenty of sites on the internet can be a toxic place to go to, and these places are filled with nasty comments, trolls, and that moldy three month old bagel you left in the refrigerator!

One particular site, I will not name, is a popular meme sharing site. Unfortunately, the kinds of people that flood the comments are absolutely vile. The comments on the site are littered with sexism, racism, homophobia, and anything else you could think of.

You could make a very harmless comment about the sun shining on your shoulders, and you bet your bottom dollar that someone will respond with a nasty comment.

It's almost like these people get off on being rude to one another 

I noticed one person responding to one of these negative comments, this is what I said to them.

"Hey there! I've seen a couple of your comments! I 100% agree with what you're saying, but I think it's best to not bother with these idiots, "Site name" is filled with vicious people who are disgustingly racist, sexist, homophobic and other things. I used to get mad at these people too, so much so that I quit the site for a year. The negativity bothered me so much that I left! My friend said that I should come back because it still has funny stuff. I decided not to worry about the haters, the nasty people, etc.. They'll never amount to anything! So I don't bother with the comments because it would wear me down, I usually take a peak, but don't really comment because that's when the hurdles of D-BAGS come in. What I'm trying to say is not to let them get to you, and just pay no mind to them, that's what I did, and it's better to enjoy yourself without these losers being negative. I'm sure there are better, more friendly communities out there."



What I've learned from the negativity from people on the internet is, that there's really nothing you can do about it. Trying to change their mind will most likely not work. You have to do what's best for you and just move on, find people that are on the same wavelength as you. Enjoy the things you like to do, and pay no mind to the haters.

As I said these people are just losers, and they won't amount to anything. They're probably unemployed, eat junk food all day, have no friends and live in their moms basement anyway...

The best thing you can do with a toxic community is, either leave, or do not bother with the comments. Sites like that, where they offer something, is easy to ignore comments all together. A site where the only function is to talk to other people, such as a forum. Is best to leave if they're a toxic community.

Sometimes you have to let it go, and move on, you're better than that! Unless you're like really vengeful, and want to find their home address and just shock them with a cattle prod... But the best thing to do is move on, find more interesting people to talk to on the internet!

Feel free to check out my other blog posts where I discuss how to deal with certain kinds of people.

This post is about if you want to Win An Argument Online

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

How to win an argument on the internet


I'm here to tell you how to win an argument on the Internet, even if you don't actually win.

First off, check out the prequel to this post here.

Recently, I caused World War 5 on social media between a few people that I know. I was neutral on the subject, but my friends were not! A war broke out between them! It was 2 against 1.
I didn't side with anyone, as I was not getting involved what so ever! So, I gathered information and found out what had happened and I kept my opinions to myself because I didn't want to start another war! Plus, I just wanted to know what happened between my friends on the site.
Regardless who I thought was right or wrong, there was one key factor! There was one thing that all three people did wrong, and I'll tell you what it was. They all flamed each other; they used nasty, derogatory insults to each other. Now, what I was thinking is this, if they had used intellect, wits and logic, they most likely wouldn't have had a fight in the first place.

Tip

• A common mistake about Internet arguments, is to get heated! Never get heated; use your logic and strong powerful words of knowledge and wisdom to win the fight appropriately.

What NOT to do

• Flame the other person and or use nasty insults.

What to do

• Use good words, be respectful and use facts and even links to good sources to back your claims.
• Agree to disagree, be polite and courteous to someone you disagree with.

Example

Now, here are my non existent, lovely assistants here, to point to you, the examples on how to win and not to win an argument over the Internet.

What not to do


Post 


I think the abandoned ghost tower should be safe and supervised so no one gets hurt! Tourists and villagers alike want to explore it without worrying about injuries.
It's a good tourist attraction with lot's of interesting history behind it.

You iz stupid, if idiots want to get hurt by bein' stupid fo' going somewhere dangerous, then get hurt! 






 I can feel my head!

Who invited this freak?! Get a life ya ugly looser! Ya'll are stupid, you iz gunna die if you go to dangerous spots! 

How to argument correctly



I think guns should be legal, we just have to have stricter gun laws, preventing guns getting in the wrong hands.

Although I don't agree with guns being legal, I see your points in your argument.
We may never come to an agreement, but I understand your opinions and I hope you understand mine.




Although I disagree with your stance, I understand where you are coming from. We disagree with each other, but I think we both have valid points on our argument and I respect your opinion as you do mine.


I want a pet lobster!






See, what I'm trying to get across is this... instead of going psycho on someone because you don't agree with another person.... use proper wording, intellect and sense in the argument you're trying to get across; the most important thing is to respect the other person! No flaming and no rude words!
Even if the other person is nasty the whole time; if you're respectful and nice, it'll show others that you're the bigger and better person!






Someone at work called me ugly!






But you are ugly!





You're not ugly! You're beautiful just the way you are! Besides, it's what's inside that counts! Obviously, they are ugly on the inside!





U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly!





Don't listen to them haters, it says more about them than it does you.





Thanks guys! I won't take others harsh words to heart, I know that just by being a better person, that I am better than them.






I like tomatoes!



By using your smarts, being respectful and courteous you'll win the argument; even if you're wrong. The best thing we can do when we are wrong, is to understand that you were wrong in the first place and understanding is the most important thing. We have to be open minded enough to also understand when we aren't correct, and then changing our thoughts in the process to know what is right and what is incorrect.






Tomatoes are Vegetables!





Actually, Tomatoes are a fruit.





Oh, ok. Tomatoes are a fruit!





BITCH! You are a fruit! A fruit-loop!


Make sure to always back up your facts! Links  and scientific studies can always be helpful.





Here's my research on why a Tomato is a fruit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato





Here's what I found on why you're a looser!
https://suckmyassyoudumbbitchihateyou@yourdad.com



Last, but not least, don't be a, lame llama! This may or may not be related to the topic at hand, I just really wanted to say that.... #don'tjudgemeho






I can speak to toasters!!

Saturday, March 21, 2015

What to do when someone is constantly on your mind?




"Carly Rae Jepsen"

"What does it mean when someone is on your mind all of the time?"



To give consistent spiritual encouragement even though the person is not in your presence.
Question and response credited to the users on Answers.com. Link



So as of late, someone I recently met, that I really like has been on mind, to the point that it gets really annoying and I'm just like STAHP! Let me think normally for a moment! The interesting thing is, I think the feeling is mutual (Spoiler alert from 2018: It wasn't mutual), so I'll see where that goes. In the mean time, it's also been a time for me to replay some really good love song esque music, like Carly Rae Jepsens new song "I really really like you" or Little Mix's "Move".

So, what do you do when and if this happens to you?

• I think the first thing to do is, accept it. You have to accept and embrace that you like this person, because if you don't, it will just tear you up inside! As would many things if you do not accept your own feelings.

• I found that thinking about someone you really like is very distracting! No, this person is not going to go away easily.

¤  If you want to forget about them entirely, you can, it just takes some time and effort. You just have to block them out of your mind, and not being around them will also help. The more you're away from someone, over time your brain remembers them less and less (This applies to more than a person, places, items.. Tv shows etc...)

¤ I find that when I really like someone, I can't get them out of my head! It gets really distracting, and I procrastinate all the time thinking about them! If you don't want to forget about them completely, and become productive again, you can, it's kind of like turning off a light switch. Turn the light switch off, and put 100% focus on whatever it is you want to focus. You have to block the person out of your mind sometimes, especially if you literally can not even think.

• Don't forget to see how you see the person in your mind, are they just there? Or do you see an actual relationship with them? This could be a crucial part, sometimes it's best to walk away, and other times it's good to see what can happen!

• Make sure to not get too obsessed over this person in an unhealthy way, and always remember, things don't always work like fairy tales. If they don't like you, do your best to move on!

• Don't get carried away, especially if you haven't actually communicated with this person at all. There will be no wedding bell thoughts at all, until you get to know them better!

• If you will see them again, make sure to talk to them, get to know them better. See if they like you back. Flirting shouldn't be one side thing, flirt with them back! Make sure they know you're interested too. (If you don't know how to flirt, there are plenty of resources online, I like "wiki how".)

Well that's my advice, I currently have this happening to me, and some of what I said above is what I am dealing with. Some is just advice that I think is pretty simple to follow, but not all of it applies to me. For me, I believe the flirt game is strong with this one, but I feel bad because I haven't really flirted back, so I hope they don't think I'm not interested! (Edit from 2019. Boy, was 2015 me delusional. He wasn't flirting with you, knucklehead! He was just a nice guy, and you're not used to overly friendly straight guys! He was IN MY FACE CONSTANTLY, but apparently was straight, and had a girlfriend.)
But I met this person 11 days ago (Edit from 2018 me: Should I be concerned that 2015 me had to specifically list how many days it's been?) and I am constantly thinking about them, it's sometimes hard to concentrate actually. The annoying thing is that I can only possibly see this person twice a week at the moment, so I can't see them more in order to get to know them quicker. (I worked with them, and they were only there on Wednesdays and Sundays, hence only seeing them twice a week, ironically, I usually had Sundays off)

But here's a song by Little Mix! XD

"Little Mix"


( EDIT: 2018 Me: I'm two crushes past this crush, but it's interesting to look into the past! )


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Thursday, February 26, 2015

Do you know how to tell it how it is?

I don't know about you, but for someone who is reserved and quiet in the real life, it can be very hard to speak up for yourself when someone says something that is rude.
Whenever someone says something mean, hurtful or untruthful, I would love to speak up, but my problem is that I am too shy to say anything, or just don't know what to say. On top of that, I usually don't know what to say until it's too late!

I don't know if anyone else has that problem, but I sure do!

Picture by me



There were plenty of times I was insulted, or offended by someone because they were being very nasty to me. But I never said anything because I was too shy, or because I just didn't know what to say yet. Of course, I wouldn't think of what to say until it was too late, from a minute later to even three days later. For some reason, coming up with a good comeback, especially a witty one, just takes time for me. (Usually)
It's annoying because, there are lot's of people that I know that really do need to be put in their place!

I find there are times where people assume things, when it's actually incredibly off course. There is a manager that I have at my job that is always assuming things, and he's very rude. Every time he's wrong, he just accuses me, or other people of things when that's not what happened. My problem is I don't know what to say when something happens, so I never say anything. Even though I also have some witty come backs such as "Not only do you have a dick, but you act like one too" or "Hello captain dick face of the S.S. Jerk off!" (Okay, so maybe those are a bit much...)

If you have problems telling people how it is, I think the best way is to rehearse certain lines and comebacks on your free time and then try to remember them at the right situations. But also be aware to check on people's emotions, and feelings if it seems like they're getting ready to say something negative.

Do you have this problem too? If so, tell everyone what has happened to you? If you don't have this problem, tell everyone what you have said to people that do need to be put in their place. 

Keywords: Why retail is the worst job, Who are retail customers?, Why retail jobs are bad, Retail is hard, Retail Experience, Retail Examples, Retail Industry, Retail Sector, Retail Times, Retail Workers. 

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Thursday, October 16, 2014

RE: My life: What is going on?

A year ago I made a post called My Life: What is going on?! As seen here.

(A drawing I made of my friend Jennie, as an adventurer, looking for her mummy!)


I'd like to update.



Even though my life has been spiraling out of control, it's not all that bad. Even though I got an associates in Graphic Design, it has been a useless degree, however there was a lawsuit with my college, and I am actually getting a nice chunk of money to help pay off my loans! I won't have to worry about getting a good job for a while to help pay the loans, not that I shouldn't get a good job, I still will!

While I still do work in retail, I was put in a different position that made the job less of a nightmare.
I am however, planning on leaving for a much more suitable office job once I get my driver's license. The ironic part is, I've hated retail so much that it has inspired me to get my license. The problem was, there are no office jobs where the bus can take me.

It's really funny, even though my life was and still does spiral out of control, what they say is true. It does get better! I know that my life has been a wreck for a while, but I know the pieces of the puzzle are starting to go into place. Everything will make sense soon enough, and it will all work out in the end.

Picture by me

I made this post in order to shed some light, things don't always go as planned. But it does get better and you have to work hard so it can get better, you can't always let life push you around! Don't let people take advantage of you, sometimes you do need to be selfish, you have to grab life by the balls and tell it that you're going to change things for yourself! It is about time that you do something that will benefit you and that will help you go to a better place in your life!

Life can and will always get better! But you have to make sure that you're trying to make it better too! Sitting around like a smelly slug won't help!

Most importantly! We must remember to enjoy ourselves!



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Saturday, September 6, 2014

Forgetting Thursdays post and evil Ebay sellers?!






 I have made a post every Thursday consecutively since last December, so this breaks the continuity!! But, I had to make some sort of post before this week ends!!




 I've been on ebay all day buying early Christmas presents, and let me say, you can get some pretty good deals! I purchased 5 items and only paid 1.49 for it. Ebay can have some pretty crazy deals, the only draw back is, it's cheaply made. I went a little bit crazy, and went to town on all of the items listed for 0.01 cent... Of course, I didn't end up with all of them due to other people wanting the items! People can get ferocious too, they'll pay double for something, even if they pay more than what the item is actually worth.
There's also this cheap shot, where sellers can bid up their items under a censored name "Private Bidder, Identity protected". It can be quite unfair, but you can always outsmart them some way!
The best way to outsmart the sellers that bid against their own items, is to not even bid until the last moment, if they see you bidding they will raise the item up purposely, but if you swoop in at the last second, they won't know what hit them!





I don't think it's fair that private bidders exist, if you look closely, usually they're accounts in china. They're selling stuff for 0.01 cent, they'll bid over, and over on an item to make it more money.
It makes no sense at all because they should have just made the price they actually wanted, rather than put out a fake bid just to raise it to their desired price.
It's especially unfair when they bid on the item to an outrageous number!
I was searching up Folding fans, and I found these two for 1 cent. I bid on them, and later I was outbid by a private lister. They raised the price over, and over. It went from .69 cents (My bid) to 1 dollar, to 2.00, 3.00, 4.00 and it went all the way to 20.00$! Even though there is no way it was worth 20 dollars, not to mention no one else bid on it except for them! People may deny that the private listers are sellers, but there's just too much of a coincidence. Since I had bid on literally over 30 items that were 1 cent, I lost 95% of them to private listers in one day.
 I was on one persons store, and bid on lot's of their stuff, magically a private lister just so happened to go on each one of mine and bid higher.
It can be frustrating that people get away with this! But, it's a nice adrenaline burst and it makes you want to kick some ass by winning!



The lesson of the story today kids is never forget to do your chores, brush your teeth and make sure to lock your doors, or the boogey man will come uninvited into your house and force you to listen to really terrible music that you don't like!


 Oh yeah, and that private listers on ebay suck and are terrible people!


I think everyone would love to just do the following to them...



I always post my blog on twitter, and the tweet I made linking this post was my 1000th tweet! See the tweet here.






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Monday, April 21, 2014

How to make money online!

This is a blog post on how to make money online! *Insert people saying yay here*.



• Sell things to online stores such as Ebay, Amazon, Etsy and ArtFire. Sell things that you've had laying around the house, or make something awesome to sell online!

• Join sites that allow you to make money for posting on forums.  Such as "Post Loop".

• Create a blog on sites such as blogger and wordpress,  make money by putting ads on your blog. Each view is like 2 cents, so if you get lot's of views, you can make a little money on the side.
Or get a Patreon, and allow visitors to donate to you.

• Make a youtube account, if you're good and get lot's of views you can become a youtube partner and make some money!

• This one is a tricky one, but if you join sites like Inbox Dollars, you can do surveys and stuff and eventually make some extra pocket cash.
These sites can be tricky though, you have to be careful and make sure the site is legit. The following I found.

Inbox Dollars
Nature Bucks
Opinion Outpost
Shutterstock
Survey Lion

• Survey sites! Survey sites where you take surveys and make money by doing them!

• Fivver, is a site where you can do anything for 5 dollars!

 For other ideas, check out this link

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Cute guys at Walmart? A fated encounter? Or a one shot deal?

So, on Sunday, I went to Walmart. Before I start, let me tell you that I have not seen any cute guys in public for a while, not including the store I work at. At my job, I see them every now and again,but not when I was somewhere else.

(2019 me here, prepare for some cringe!!!) 

So, on Sunday, 1/19/2014. I went to Walmart for a price adjustment, so I went to customer service. While on the line, I saw one guy at the registers doing returns, and I was like, he is so cute!
It took a while for the other customers to be serviced because there was a problem, but when I was next, the cute guy took me! I was so excited, I actually had butterflies in my stomach! But it also could have been because I am not good with talking, and telling people things. At the same time I never get butterflies when talking to someone in person. Like when I explained that I needed a price adjustment, my mother actually had to intervene and explain cause he didn't understand what I meant! XD
My mother was there, but she was my ride, I know not the best time to want to flirt with cute guys.
But, while he was servicing me (Not in that way ;o), he took off his jacket, and he showed the goods. He had muscles for days henny!! He had a nice body, I could see his muscles rippling through his shirt!! It was hot!!

Unfortunately, I didn't get to see if he got da booty.
I honestly just wanted to grab him and kiss him!! My inner top is showing. XD

Although, I was staring at him, he didn't notice me in the way I noticed him. But it could also be because he was working, and he just seemed very eh. As someone who has worked in customer service before, I know that it is very draining, crazy people yelling at you all of the times, so it is tiring.
I left with my price adjustment, and I was just so happy that I saw this cute guy. I had to text someone, so I sent a text to 7 of my friends, and got interesting responses from all of them.

The most interesting part is that I read the guy's name tag, and the guy's name is DEAN!! Like Dean Winchester from Supernatural?! I was totally fangirling in my mind, I also think Dean Winchester/ Jensen Ackles is cute too, so I think that is funny.
Oddly enough, the name Dean became 50 times sexier. Which I noticed seems to happen, like when I had a crush on this guy named Eric, the name became so much hotter for some reason!!

Here's the interesting part, usually if I see a cute gu,.I'll go "I bet he's straight!" because I tend to fall for the straight guys...
But, I did not categorize him as gay (or straight). When I categorize a guy as gay, they are 100% going to end up being straight. This is actually my mind wishfully thinking they could be into me, it's only when it's an inner gut feeling, that is when they usually are gay, this is how it works for me. (My inner gut feelings are always correct! This is how I knew some people were gay, who I have worked with)
However, for this guy, I did not do any of this. I didn't think of him in any way, and I think that could be a good thing. (Either that, or just don't do that anymore period.). He could end up being anything, maybe even bi.. but I don't know.
I do feel like I will meet him again though.. and I hope so... I feel like this guy is more than a random cute guy. (Spoiler alert from 2019, never saw this dude again)

Here is a video by Nickalaws and Gay God.. about flirting!! I know most of these.. especially the one about spying on social media.. I've done that before and I dodged a bullet! I had a crush on this guy at work, and I found out his name, and he is with a woman.. basically the story of my life.. I still flirted with him twice though, but to get better at it!

EDIT: 2018 - The video has since been removed, since they broke up, centuries ago. After millions of years, I found a repost of the video.

Also, on Amazon they have product about sewing.. and well.. you know.. the last thing about this image they have... I really couldn't care about sewing if you ask me...I'm too busy distracted by something else...
No copyright infringement intended.. I just wanted to show my viewers something else.. if you know what I mean... *wink* *wink* ;]
Click to enlarge.. but not like that ;*


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I end the post with Awkward, by the youtuber Miles Jai! I actually chatted with him a few times when he had a formspring account.




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Friday, July 19, 2013

How To: Not get angry and kill someone over the internet, real life too

Here is some advice, in which I help you make your life easier by not doing something you'll regret possibly later when you're watching reruns of Law & Order and go "Hey! Maybe I shouldn't have said that!"

So, you've just seen the most offensive, angering, loin pulling post/comment you've seen all day? Well here are my tips to you!



-Calm down

#1. Instead of getting angry and saying mean, nasty things that would insult their mother, dog and moldy fruit. Step back for a moment, and cool down. Get your head together, clear it up and just think for a minute. Let the anger flow out so you can think, and release your inhibition from captivity.

You don't want to do something hasty, that you will regret later!

-Analyze the situation

#2. Think about what the person is saying, are they aiming their comment towards you, or a group you're in? Maybe they don't mean it the way you think they mean. They could have meant the statement in a totally harmless way, and you're just over-thinking it. Their dialogue could even be satire (Have you ever heard of the onion? If not, check it out for what I mean by Satire). Whatever the situation, take a step back for a moment, and re-read what they said in a clear, and open mind, no ignorance and rage shall enter.

You need to analyze the situation so you know exactly what is going on!

-Represent yourself in a logical or comedic manner

#3. If they're wrong about what they're saying, or if you have some really good things to add to the horrible things they're saying. You must defeat them with logic and wit, or just logic, or just wit! You have to make them into the fool, before they make you into the fool. If you come up with your idea, and execute it poorly, they can shoot you down with their own logic (If they have any) and you will look like the fool.

But you have to execute your logic, wit and facts in a well done manner in order to win the argument.
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